LIES MY MOTHER TOLD ME: TALL TALES FROM A SHORT WOMAN

" This book contains some of those stories. ***************** "When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did." -- Jimmy Hoffa "If you thought Dante's Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me, it's a five-alarmer." -- Dante's second wife, Allie "Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book." -- Sybil "The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark, I burned my fingers reading it!" -- Annie Sullivan "The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier." -- Matthew 2